wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

(via harrisbo)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via loveliesand-lust)

a slut in my class was talking out loud then this happened:

slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via c4rrion)

tak3offy0urcolours:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST 
JUST HUG IT’S HEAD 
BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY 
WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

AHHHHHHH

tak3offy0urcolours:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST 

JUST HUG IT’S HEAD 

BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY 

WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

AHHHHHHH

(via yourgiftismycurse)

rancidinsomnia:

loveit-dreamit-liveitx:

because pitbulls are so terrible right?….

hes so satisfied with himself that little butt

(Source: laughingzone, via loveliesand-lust)