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When I was 5 years old my mom told me that the boy, who pinched me in my kindergarten class did it because he liked me.

When I was 10 years old my father told me that the boy who pushed me on the playground did so because he had a crush on me.

When I was 13 years old my friend told me that the boy who ignored you around his friends but treated you like a princess alone did so because he was shy.

When I was 17 years old my sister told me that the boy who would sometimes hold my arm a little too tight or would lash out when he was upset, didn’t actually love me.

When I was 19 years old the police told me that it was my fault he was too rough with me. That I should have stopped him.

But ever since I was little I’ve been taught that when boys were mean that’s because they liked you. So why is it my fault I’ve been doing as I was taught. Why aren’t boys taught that being mean isn’t an act of love. Why is it the girls fault for not realizing he doesn’t actually love you.
Boys need to be taught that being mean does not qualify as love.

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For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.